Fake Chat Log -- Xerox



I know it's not an original idea, because quite a few other NSider regs have already done it, but here's one from me. This is from my point of view, it was written that way. It includes, of course, a special guest, but things start to go wrong for Travis when people see who this special guest is. . o O ( What an odd person to pick to be a special guest in a video game related chat, eh? ) Do note that there is reference to ForestBug's fake chat log about Miyamoto. So if you haven't read it, you might wanna to get the jist of the comment. Also note that these fake chat logs commenting about Miyamoto are just for fun. We in no way really think that! We love the guy for giving us great games on the Nintendo 64 and have enjoyed games made on past Nintendo systems. This fake log is not intended to make fun of anyone.



Sandguy says, "HI HI HI HELLO DHB!! ;)"
NOAMike hugs DHB.
RX90 says, "Penguins are da bomb!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Poop to you!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Poop to you!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Poop to you!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Poop to you!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Poop to you!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Poop to you!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Poop to you!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Poop to you!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Poop to you!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Poop to you!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Poop to you!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Poop to you!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Mwa haha!!!!!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Mwa haha!!!!!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Mwa haha!!!!!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Mwa haha!!!!!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Mwa haha!!!!!"
SomeLameNewbie says, "Mwa haha!!!!!"
dahoneybadger hugs Meekly.
You say, "HI HELLO BONJOUR HOLA SAND!!!!!!! Heh. Heya Meekly!"
ForestBugN64 says, "BANG!!"
SomeLameNewbie leaves.
Sandguy says, "Yeah Mike!"
NOAMike says, "I invalid badger with powers."
NOATravis enters.
You say, "Travino!"
NOAMike hugs Trav.
Sandguy says, "Trav!"
ForestBugN64 says, "Hey Travis"
RX90 says, "Hi Frogboy"
NOATravis says, "Hey guys! Mike, where is everyone??"
ForestBugN64 says, "Invalid logins, so I hear."
imawario enters.
imawario says, "Finally!! Hey everyone!"
NOATravis says, "No!!! They can't have invalid logins tonight!"
You say, "Lalalalaa"
Diedrupo says, "Coconut monkey ho ho beans!"
NOAMike says, "Why not froggy?"
NOATravis says, "Because we have a special guest! That's why.. that and those little bugs always spam my mailbox!"
RX90 says, "Penguins!! Right Travis??????"
Diedrupo says, "Ooooo, Special Guest!"
ForestBugN64 says, "Hope this one doesn't turn out like that chat with lame Miyamoto!"
You say, "Oo, who Travis?!"
SomeLameNewbie enters.
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SomeLameNewbie leaves.
Sandguy says, "Whew!"
NOAMike says, "Thanks Tarv, computer froze up."
NOATravis says, "No prob bro. BTW, the guest is secret! But I'm going to be disappointed to tell him that no one can get in."
imawario says, "Yikes.. firest invalid logins, now lag."
imawario says, "Trav is it someone on a VG?"
You say, "Doobie doobie... Ack, URL!"
Sandguy says, "Umm, Trav you're starting to worry me!"
RX90 says, "Travis, this person have an NOA name?"
NOAXerxoPrez enters.
imwario says, "I think that answers that question?"
NOATravis says, "Everyone, that's here, please welcome and thank him -- NOAXerxoPrez!"
You say, "Uh.. hi, uh XeroxPrez?"
imawario says, "Um.."
NOAXeroxPrez says, "Hi!!!!!"
You tell NOATravis, "Um, Travis, what's this guy have to do with anything??"
RX90 says, "PENGUINS!"
NOATravis tells you, "Nothing! Mwa haha, ain't I a genius?"
ForestBugN64 says, "Hi XEROXPREZ! EFF likes Xerox machines!!"
You tell NOATravis, "... Uh, so why'd you get this guy?"
NOAXeroxPrez says, "Hi ForestBugN64. Why does EFF like Xerox machines for? Fast, ready-to-go copies for his buisness?"
NOATravis tells you, "Cuz Miyamoto said he was put down like a dog and said he was gonna have our chat shut down. He won't let us try to get any one else over there that helps him make these games, in fear you all might make them feel like scum. So, since he won't let us talk to anyone else over there I had to fill in the space. Miyamoto even called us American/Canadian hoodlums!"
ForestBugN64 says, "To see EFF go to my site!!!"
Diedrupo says, "Of course not Xerox!!!"
dahoneybadger laughs.
Diedrupo says, "He likes to make his weenie a star with it!!"
ForestBugN64 says, "EFF likes to copy his.. YEAH! What Died said!"
NOAXeroxPrez says, "Hah, good joke guys."
NOATravis says, "Uhhh...."
Sandguy says, "What joke Xerox?"
You say, "Hahaha!"
RX90 says, "He started to be a porn star that way."
NOAXeroxPrez says, "..."
NOATravis tells you, "Mass message guys!! Quit trying to freak this guy out yaz bums!"
You say, "No jive Xerox."
NOAXeroxPrez says, "Ahhh! I didn't make a company for purposes like that!!!!!!!"
imawario says, "Well... some people are just weird like that."
NOAXeroxPrez says, "Ahh cut it out! You people are sick!!"
You say, "No it's just the truth..."
ForestBugN64 says, "Word has it he likes using the Xerox machine at his nearyby Kinkos more than the one at his house!"
Diedrupo says, "Coconut monkey EFF beans!"
NOAXeroxPrez says, "Naughty naughty people!!!!!"
RX90 says, "No... naught is www.zelda.com"
NOAXeroxPrez says, "Cut it out people!"
You say, "Cut what out?"
NOAXeroxPrez says, "This conversation!"
RX90 says, "How do you cut out a conversation?"
Diedrupo shrugs.
NOAXeroxPrez says, "Stop it or I'll leave!"
Sandguy says, "Haha! Leave we don't care yaz bobo!"
You say, "Ditto!!!!"
ForestBugN64 says, "Hah you suck Xerox!"
NOAXeroxPrez says, "That's it."
NOAXeroxPrez leaves.
Diedrupo says, "Mwa hahaha leave Xerox... WOO HE DID!"
NOATravis says, "YA BUMS!!!!!!!"
Chat has now shut down...